My puns are Koala tea shirt
Our relatives in Australia used to tell me that koalas were mean because they were little drunks that were always hungover and actually convinced me that they had no major bones and My puns are Koala tea shirt were composed of mostly fat to shield them from their “blackout falls” out of the eucalyptus trees.
My puns are Koala tea shirt
Don’t be fooled by this they are actually vicious predators and account for more deaths here in Australia than snakes and sharks combined. They conserve energy until prey is close then drop on them from above, tearing them to shreds. They will attack anything including humans. Sheep, kangaroo, even buffaloes succumb to this terrible creature. Thinking about having the “Low nutritional value” whenever mom complaints, but wait, defnitely she’ll say “low nutrition value” or it’s just because y’re “primirily active at night” that cant wake up in the morning
I rescued a kitten with ringworm so had to have her separated from the rest of the house through treatment, only place to put her was the laundry which was also the bathroom, My puns are Koala tea shirt a mate came over to have a shower while his hot water got repaired and I hear this god awful scream and sound of someone falling out of the bath, They are NOT friendly at all!! This guy is only like this with this lady cause he is a baby which she cares for in a rehabilitation/sanctuary. Just like any wild animal. You see people in cages with tiger cause they have created a life bond with them but you step inside the thing will maul you.
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